Hollisaur
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How I described my sexual orientation at work:
- ME: So I danced with this nice girl. But I fail at drunk life, and by extension real life, and didn't get her number...
- FRIEND#1: So sad.
- ME: I know!
- FRIEND#2: Wait, I'm confused.
- ME: Why?
- FRIEND#2: Do you swing both ways?
- ME: Yes.
- FRIEND#2: Ah, okay, that makes more sense.
- ME: Yeah, on that particular fence I stand on the precipice with excellent balance.
- FRIEND#1: "Precipice" is such a good word. I'm so happy you used it there.
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(via garama)
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
(via dosequius)
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can we just take a moment to appreciate everything about this show
(via dosequius)
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biggest plot twist of the entire series
The
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no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via dosequius)
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
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How do you keep those whites so clean?
(via plectorr)
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(via garama)
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